Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Nov 29 2011 05:02 PM ET

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Six jiggly, jewel-encrusted reasons to watch

by Annie Barrett

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Update: Annie’s reflections upon the bones of the Angels
Six more hours until the beautiful beef jerky runway show begins! (10 p.m. ET on CBS.) Check back after the show airs on the west coast, when I’ll have updated this post with my Top 6 (or more) Reflections. They’re gonna be deep!
Why I’m excited for the VS Fashion Show
6. Glitter train wreck

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5. Celebs in the audience wearing sunglasses — are you serious?
4. Plebes in the audience with no sunglasses and glassy expressions and maybe one side of their mouth hanging open.
3. Someone could fall?
2. JEWELED BOOBS
1. Hearing the models’ lovely different accents during all the glamorous “How did she become a monarch butterfly who hooks in Santa’s workshop?” segments — I love when someone’s like “I’ve only eaten liquid food for 15 days and I’m currently depriving myself of water” and I’m like ooooooh she sounds smart.
Your turn….
Read more:
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: If you’re a fatty and you know it, clap your hands [CLAP, CLAP]
Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra PHOTO GALLERY!